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Prom In My Basement

SO, I'm a narcissistic, egomaniacal, love crazed, optimistic, opportunity-grabbing, approval driven, art creating,writer, photographer, and I'll give you the shirt off my back if you say you need it.
Yep. That's me.

jellytrufel asked: Thanks for following back ^.^ xxx

You’re welcome, I like your blog! :3

Anonymous asked: Where are you from ^.^ ??

I’m from Georgia originally, but I live in Florida ^_^

Anonymous asked: How old are you? :)

15 almost 16 :3

Anonymous asked: This diet actually works better than the other one. My brother lost 30lbs in a few weeks with it bit(.)ly/tumblrfun

Bitch, you calling me fat?

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So I was in Barnes & Noble and this cute little old British couple was sitting next to me and I happened to look down at their table. And there sat the gnarliest sex position book I’ve seen. And as I look up the old woman looks at me and says, “30 years and we’re still madly in love. This shit holds your marriage together.”
10 minutes later and I’m now sitting emotionally scarred in Starbucks taking it all in.

10 years ago 2 notes

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So I wore a suit today and 2 really attractive girls hit on me and another acknowledged my existence for the first time in a month.

Coincidentally, can you guess what I’m wearing for the rest of the school year?